Friendly Lenten Reminder

"What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper?" God

"Earthlings, don't treat me like an alien." God

"How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you." God

"You think it's hot here?" God

"Could you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier?" God

"Will the road you're on get you to my place?" God

"Need directions?" God

"Please don't drink and drive, you're not quite ready to meet me yet." God

"I think you're the most beautiful person in the world. Okay, so I'm biased." God

"Follow me." God

"Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today." God

"We need to talk." God